Miss, do you like _____________?
Sure I do
No like do you actually like her?
Well... Yeah, I respect her a lot. She takes getting used to, but I definitely like her.
What about Mr. _____________?
I like Mr. _____________ in a different way
*Proceed to utterly lose their shit*
Anonymous said: You may be a slut but you're actually likable.
Hahhh I don’t know how to respond to this but.
Hoverhand is also eternally hilarious
If we died
I wouldn't have been able to call my parents ;_;
And I hadn't gotten tacos
I would've had so many regrets
Anonymous said: getting kinda tired about how butthurt white women get about white men dating asian women, i usually let it slide but today WAS THE LAST STRAW!
This ask has been sitting in my inbox for the last week and I just don’t know how to respond to it so I’m posting it for all to see and admire
there are some asks you just can’t find a witty response for
Anonymous said: Oh lord. How freely are we talking here? Does your father know that?
I believe the esteemed Nicki Minaj put it in the best terms
Fuck who you want and fuck who you like
no end in sight
twinkle twinkle little star
sorry I get frekin riled up about art theft and assholes being fucking entitled to work that isn’t even theirs so I will probably shitpost about that if I see it on my dash.
like seriously art thieves and stuff are the scum of the earth so you can bet your pie hole I’m gonna write long angry posts about that shit
Anonymous said: What would your parents do if you brought a white guy back home to meet them anyway?
Depends on the white guy. My parents generally like people with degrees/advanced degrees, stable and/or respectable jobs, and good conversational skills. Charismatic people win them over easily (it’s how Obama got their vote, but then again, he was against McCain who has the charisma of day old dog shit).
They’ve gotten a lot more progressive over the years. Maybe it’s the natural way of things. It sort of helps that my mom went to school in a very liberal area and that my dad trusts my mom’s judgement in character a lot. I would even venture that they’d come around if I hypothetically brought home a female partner/significant other— it’d just take a little bit longer. Also if I didn’t come out to them first, they’d probably be hurt and would have a harder time accepting any same-sex SO because of that.
Been seeing that thing about the Milo Manara Spider Woman cover on my facebook and tumblr feeds a lot.
There are a lot of things to be said and I could probably write entire essays about my particular stance on this cover and similar controversies.
I’ll be honest, I don’t think there’s much wrong with the cover, especially considering that it was drawn by Milo Manara. I would go so far as to say that he makes complete sense and that I agree with him and his rationale for the cover almost completely except that…
"He also expressed his admiration for Greg Land’s alternative cover, also criticised, as more realistic and using models.”
… Burn this motherfucker. Greg Land is Satan and only one of Satan’s underlings could ever express appreciation for his sinful deeds