They call me... Tiiiiiiiim~

I go by Tim
here are my whims
I draw, I write
and I will be me
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Why do you like me?

Headgear+friends. This didn’t actually happen, by the way, I just wanted to draw Kelli’s princess tiara and Victor with a bro snapback. Coincidentally, these two people have my favorite hair in the entire program (Kelli’s hair is seriously magic. It’s like a fucking anime I’m not even shitting you)
Afford me the indulgence of nostalgia while it’s still the weekend.

Headgear+friends. This didn’t actually happen, by the way, I just wanted to draw Kelli’s princess tiara and Victor with a bro snapback. Coincidentally, these two people have my favorite hair in the entire program (Kelli’s hair is seriously magic. It’s like a fucking anime I’m not even shitting you)

Afford me the indulgence of nostalgia while it’s still the weekend.

Picnic Daaaaaaaaay

So my school has something called Picnic Day perhaps you have heard of it anyway because my school is so agriculturally-based, there are a bunch of cool animal exhibits and activities in addition to all the parade stuff and dance stuff and science stuff and open house stuff and going ham drunk during the daytime and not get chased out or fined or anything.

One of those animal exhibits is essentially an enormous dog show with all these kennel clubs coming out showing off all these HUGE AND AWESOME BREEDS and I am going to wet myself in excitement and

I REALLY REALLY HOPE STUPID CUTE GUY IS GONNA GO TOO BECAUSE THERE WILL BE BASSET HOUNDS AND FINALLY I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM WITH A BASSET HOUND

It would be the pinnacle of my existence. I’ve been using that phrase too much so I think it’s beginning to lose its luster.  You’d think my life is a goddamn mountain range with how much I fucking use that phrase.

Well. This would be one of the pinnacles of my existence. I suppose in the top 10 highest pinnacles of existence, this one would be like hm probably like Mount Kilimanjaro.

Yeah. Cute boys and dogs oh fuck yes. FUCK YES.

Last one I swear to god
A few weeks ago I went to a teacher conference thing where we learned how to teach kids good etc. and for like the first speaker thing I sat at a table with Victor and some other people and it was all swell and chill but then like a week ago they uploaded some pics from the conference and someone paparazzi’d this totally ridic picture of Victor and me and IT WAS A REALLY CUTE PICTURE????? Like woah I couldn’t stop hnnnnghing because it was fucking cute as hell.
Anyway this is what we were wearing basically. I got this V-neck sweater from ModCloth a while ago and it’s one of my favorite thing ever for real all slouchy and shit it’s so great. With our glasses and V-necks we looked fucking bookish as shit so cash #swag #yolo #getawayfrommeyoudontevenreadbooks

Last one I swear to god

A few weeks ago I went to a teacher conference thing where we learned how to teach kids good etc. and for like the first speaker thing I sat at a table with Victor and some other people and it was all swell and chill but then like a week ago they uploaded some pics from the conference and someone paparazzi’d this totally ridic picture of Victor and me and IT WAS A REALLY CUTE PICTURE????? Like woah I couldn’t stop hnnnnghing because it was fucking cute as hell.

Anyway this is what we were wearing basically. I got this V-neck sweater from ModCloth a while ago and it’s one of my favorite thing ever for real all slouchy and shit it’s so great. With our glasses and V-necks we looked fucking bookish as shit so cash #swag #yolo #getawayfrommeyoudontevenreadbooks

Oh god I keep gaining followers and now I’m all nervous because I have nothing relevant to post and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m’ sorry new followers I only have doodles and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h  h hh   hhh    h      h
Kelli made this incredibly astute observation that cute boy is basically George Costanza and she’s right she’s absolutely right AND YET……………
He wore a baseball T when we played magic on Thursday yesss. Now I just have to see him with a Basset Hound and my life will be complete
Turns out “Hot and Cold” or w/e by Katy Perry was written about me, or essentially every other person who ever had a crush ever.

Oh god I keep gaining followers and now I’m all nervous because I have nothing relevant to post and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m’ sorry new followers I only have doodles and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h  h hh   hhh    h      h

Kelli made this incredibly astute observation that cute boy is basically George Costanza and she’s right she’s absolutely right AND YET……………

He wore a baseball T when we played magic on Thursday yesss. Now I just have to see him with a Basset Hound and my life will be complete

Turns out “Hot and Cold” or w/e by Katy Perry was written about me, or essentially every other person who ever had a crush ever.

Haha yay I went to a party yesterday and it was totally great and this was probably my favorite part of the evening ahhhhhhhh

Haha yay I went to a party yesterday and it was totally great and this was probably my favorite part of the evening ahhhhhhhh

Yo dawg he had dat hat hair. Dat hat hair I had to tousle.

Yo dawg he had dat hat hair. Dat hat hair I had to tousle.

ಥ_ಥ

Maybe it doesn’t even matter that he doesn’t answer his phone like ever

Ugh haven’t drawn this buttmunch in a while. Stress relief doodle. At first I wasn’t sure if I wanted to draw our beloved senor buuut fuck it. Also he comes back from his magical Mexico trip tomorrow jejejejeeje yay. Not like I’ll see him but still, the thought is nice.
Favorite breeds can say a lot about a person. He really wants to have a Basset Hound. Being the worldly and experienced man he is, I figured it was to, I dunno, go badger hunting or something ridiculously manly?? But no, he said it was because when they’re puppies they trip over their overlong ears and that’s SOoOoOOoOooOoooo cute!! <— Almost a direct quote. He even said it in a little voice.
Hahahahahahhaaa omg I can’t even handle.

Ugh haven’t drawn this buttmunch in a while. Stress relief doodle. At first I wasn’t sure if I wanted to draw our beloved senor buuut fuck it. Also he comes back from his magical Mexico trip tomorrow jejejejeeje yay. Not like I’ll see him but still, the thought is nice.

Favorite breeds can say a lot about a person. He really wants to have a Basset Hound. Being the worldly and experienced man he is, I figured it was to, I dunno, go badger hunting or something ridiculously manly?? But no, he said it was because when they’re puppies they trip over their overlong ears and that’s SOoOoOOoOooOoooo cute!! <— Almost a direct quote. He even said it in a little voice.

Hahahahahahhaaa omg I can’t even handle.

Every fucking time. What does he even UUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
Bonus
Determined to turn this shit into an anime for your enjoyment

Every fucking time. What does he even UUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

Bonus

Determined to turn this shit into an anime for your enjoyment